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Table of Contents

Prologue: The Period: Dickens Redux

• Quips & Squibs
• Universal Rules of Etiquette
• A Writer and His Hookers
• The Sadistic News Network
• Books That Cause a Tingling Sensation in My Left Testicle
• Alternative Uses for a Brick
• A Calm and Rational Analyis of Winter
• Odium
• Drivel, Blather, Prattle, and Twaddle
• Bilge, Dreck, Tripe, and Schlock for
  Schlemiels, Schlimazels, Schmucks, and Schmegegges

Epilogue: Quirky Colloquy: A Play in One Act

About the Author

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Essential Links

• joefrank.com:  Joe Frank is the reason I started writing in the first place.  Visit his website, listen to his shows, and give him all your money.  This man is an icon.

• The Onion: America’s Finest News Source™:  The funniest satire since the New Testament.

• FemJoy.com: My penis’s favorite website.  :)  The best things in life are not always free.  Angela, Erene, and Amandine are absolutely amazing — and each of these girls alone is well worth the price of admission.

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I have a Facebook!  Yay!  

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There will soon be a comment form here, where you can leave inappropriate comments.  But until I actually get around to putting it here, you’re going to have to settle for a smiley peeing in the snow. . . .

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