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— by Len Kennedy, Esq.

The Evolution of LenKen:

A (Thankfully) Brief Photo Essay

LenKen: In DragI guess a Kennedy wouldn’t be a Kennedy without some sort of scandal.  Here is a picture of me in drag a couple years ago.  That one youthful indiscretion pretty much ruined my political career.

And speaking of scandalaciousness, here are a couple gratuitous nudie pics, which originally appeared in Playgirl magazine.

LenKen: Gratuitous Nudie Pic       LenKen: Gratuitous Nudie Pic

LenKen: Army PicThis photo was taken in 1991, when I was in the Army.  As you can see, I was downright ecstatic.  I had no idea how much fun Army Basic Training would be — especially in muggy South Carolina in the middle of summer.

LenKen: Busted!This guy looks eerily similar to the guy I saw in the mirror a few minutes ago.  It was taken in June 1999, just a couple months after my first lung surgery, so I was still somewhat emaciated (well under 150 pounds).

     Ha!  I look like a deer in headlights (they often purse their lips like that when they know they’re about to die).  The look on my face, as you may have guessed, is one of guilt: That bottle of cheap-ass Scotch on my desk was about three-fourths full a few hours before the picture was taken.  Ah . . . but it was all part of the healing process. . . .  :P

Oh, and here’s a recent picture of me, taken on June 20, 2015.  It looks like the salt is catching up with the pepper.  You have no idea how tempting it is to shave off the gray hairs in the middle of my goatee and rock a trucker mustache.  Ironically, of course. . . . `:|

What a creeper.  (@_@)

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